Very interesting question - and very challenging. Luckily I do own one or two charts ;-) Actually I have already stitched most of the designs, some are still on my list.
1. Are you male or female? Cross Stitch Bitch (Dolly Mamas by Janlynn)
2. Describe yourself: It's 5 pm somewhere (Sue Hillis Designs)
3. How do some people feel about you? Born to shop - forced to work (Design Works)
4. How do you feel about yourself? Irony is not Dead (Subversive Cross Stitch)
5. Describe your interest: Share a pot of tea with a friend (Bobbie G. Designs)
6. Describe your best friend: Bite Me (Dolly Mamas by Janlynn)
7. Describe where you currently live: Tea Shop (Bothy Thread)
8. Where would you rather be? Old Irish Blessing (Linda Myers)
9. Describe what you want to be: Not older, Better (Janlynn)
10. Describe how you live: It's my mess - and I love it (Designs Works)
11. Describe how you love: Apache Marriage Blessing (Bucilla)
12. Share a few words of wisdom: Life's Journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Holy Cow" what a ride. (Bobbis G.)
13. Now use a title to say goodbye: Stitching forever - Housework whenever (Lizzie Kate)